mcavoys: #EXHIBIT A: WHO’S THE FUN DAD”



jesus-frankenstein:

Empire X-MEN Covers:  Professor X and Magneto

O DEER


theletteraesc:

pearlo:

You’re not alone.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

WHO DID THE THING

OOOOOH LAWD HAMMERCY


I’d just like to say how lovely it is to be back in California. I feel safe here now you’ve got rid of Proposition 8.


ilovemyvices:

magnetox:

To be completely honest, I don’t remember much about the 1970s. I can’t tell if it was because of my love of recreationally imbibing laudanum or if it was because I was inexplicably a part of some time traveling hoo-ha jamboree. 

The thing about time travel is that there’s no way to know how often you’ve done it. Or if you’ve done it. It’s like sex like that.

Anyway, what little I can recall of the 70s now involves Charles somehow learning to walk again. He was a very smug bipedal and he wore his facial hair like Jesus. You know Jesus, right? He’s a drug dealer down on Santa Monica boulevard. Jesus knew how to make laudanum that made me feel like I could fly and so I decided to teach myself how to fly without it. I’m determined like that. 

The 1970s were also about neckerchiefs. There was a little boutique called JC Penneys in suburban Sedona that sold neckerchiefs for only $3. I often think about JC Penneys. Men need neckerchiefs like butterflies need wings: without them we are but worms.

—p. 17, Volume 5, The Autobiography of Magneto X, by Erik Lensherr

possibly the best thing ever written.





lol for @ilovemyvices


david-8:

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ohhhhh, erik.


“We’re brothers, you and I.”



omgggg mcfassy + trading places reference = is this real life?