dude, being addicted to fanfiction is so weird. you stay in front of your computer for hours a day reading different versions of those same characters falling in love and fucking again, again, again and again. and yet, we’re looking for more, creating more, making fanarts because, apparently, nothing in the world is more fulfilling than fictional love, the love we cannot have. that’s either inspiring or unsettling. or both.
[cute thing happens between otp]
[slides down in chair and pulls legs up]
[long high pitched whine]
[straightens self out and continues reading]
how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit
I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious
"well, i read a lot"
"cool! what kind of stuff do you like to read?"
"oh, you know, mostly amateur erotica based on existing media franchises"
*1/4 through a fanfic* wait i’ve read this before
*2/4 through a fanfic* lol no i haven’t wtf is hapenning
* 3/4 through fanfic* OMG I’VE READ THIS BEFORE
Potterlock AU: John was wounded as an Auror, not in Afghanistan. He gets away with a bit of magic in the flat, because Sherlock doesn’t pay much attention to domestic things.
PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE THIS
Literally gagging for it.
This fic’s (almost) already been written. It’s not exactly the same (John was not an Auror in it) but this is pretty darn close to the brilliant "More Things than are Dreamt Of" series by 1electricpirate, in which John was a magical prodigy but gave it all up to live (and fight in the war) as a Muggle, and what happens when Sherlock discovers this. Brilliant worldbuilding.
Oh god I’m in love with this AU.
“Hello fan, look at your show, now back to that fic, now back at your show, now back to that fic. Sadly, that fic isn’t your show, but if it stopped using misogyny, racism, and homophobia, your show could be awesome like…
don’t try to tell me it’d go any other way
oh god, why is parentlock my biggest weakness?? i don’t even like babies!
If the government really is spying on my internet usage I hope they like gay fanfiction because that what they’re getting
“My name is James,” he says gravely. “It’s nice to meet you, Mr. Holmes. I’ve heard all about you.”
For Prettyvk’s parentlock & johnlock fanfic Crazy For Love, where Sherlock meets Moriarty’s son and takes him in. She’s filling my prompt in so beautifully I can’t help but to shower her in thanks ;A; <3
This is awesome! Thank you!
omg I am LOVING this fic!
it’s 4am, finish reading an 80k fic
"check out my sequel!"